Poker

Poker is the third episode of Season 1.

Plot
The family sits down for a nice game of poker, but there are hidden motives behind some players' actions.

Summary
The episode starts with the family sitting down for a game of poker, with Vicky asking her children to recall what the rules of their game are, which Dee obliges to and says that if either he or Heavy lose they clean the house for a week while their parents state they this doesn't apply to them as the adults play for money. When Vicky notices that Glam's friend Chive, who was invited to play poker with them is late, Glam deduces that since he was requested to come over at 4:00 p.m., he will most likely arrive one hour later with the excuse that there were "many old ladies crossing the street" while Vicky claims that he just can't be that predictable. As on cue, Chive arrives and does exactly what Glam said he could. The game starts and it becomes clear that Vicky is going to lose since she can't hide her emotions, something that is very important in a game of poker. while Chive is ahead of them since their emotions confuse everyone, including Glam.

By the time Vicky finally gets a good hand she tries (and of course fails) to hide it, which makes everybody else pass. This makes Vicky furious and declares that once the game is over she is burning it before handing Heavy, who had already lost, her four last poker chips before leaving. Glam then attempts to get through Dee by subtly recalling how Dee hacked though the system Glam installed on their computers to keep his children from watching inappropriate stuff and eventually succeeds but Chive is still way ahead of them all. When he is once again asked how does he do it he just says that he doesn't even bother to check his cards, acting like he doesn't care if he wins or loses. After he laid down his own cards on the table Glam, trying to remain calm with one eye twitching, tells his kids to light the bonfire.

As the credits roll, the family stands by the bonfire watching the game burn while Chive just lays under a tree, unaffected by any of it.

Trivia

 * This marks the first appearance of Chive.
 * This also marks the first time the whole family (plus Chive) participate in an episode.
 * It is revealed that:
 * Vicky cannot play poker due to being unable to hide her emotions and hates losing to the point where she declared her intentions of burning the game after she quit.
 * If the kids lose at Poker they have to clean the entire house for a week while the adults play for money until Vicky and Glam decided to burn the game in a bonfire. It is unknown if this rule applies to all games or just poker.
 * Apparently nobody can beat Chive at poker since nobody in the family, not even Glam, is able to read his emotions.