Mildred

Mildred is a teacher at Dee and Heavy's school.

Plot
Ursula complained about Heavy's appearance and behavior, such as Heavy not washing his hair and declared that since her constant phone calls to Heavy's parents were always ignored so she took drastic measures and went so far as to have Mildred and Drusilla hold him still while Ursula cut a chunk of Heavy's hair, leaving him with a bald patch in order to "send a message" and get his parents to come over at once even though she had no right to do so.

At the school, Ursula, Mildred and Drusilla wait for Heavy's parents to show up as they talk about how Heavy must come from a bad family since normal parents couldn't name their son "Heavy" and Ursula claims that she wouldn't be surprised if the boy's father doesn't show up. As on cue, Glam arrives and his appearance shocks Ursula so much that she spits her coffee into the teacher next to him.

Glam greets the teachers and sits down, he asks to be called Glam instead of Sebastian but Ursula shrugs him off and tells him that his son's looks and manners are unacceptable in their school yet Glam, with his calm face slowly turning into a frown, asks if it is acceptable to take drastic measures (i.e. cutting Heavy's hair). Ursula is at first taken aback by his response but she quickly answers that it is considering his son's behavior, appearance and "lack of education". Glam then tells her that if this is the case then he considers "this" normal before he leaves. The teachers are briefly shocked until one of them points out a small pink bomb sitting in front of their desk and before they can react the bomb goes off and the teachers, along with the entire classroom, are covered in pink glitter and stars.