Father To School

"We Consider This An Invitation"

Father To School is the first episode of Season 1.

Summary
Glam, who is called into school on account of Heavy's apparent "bad" behavior and clothing choices, which are frowned upon by school staff.

Plot
The episode begins with Heavy peeking into his father's office and tries to get his father's attention but Glam tells him that he is busy until Heavy tells him that he was summoned in the school. Glam than asks what is the reason for that.

In the flashback, Ursula complained about Heavy's appearance and behavior, she even complained about how Heavy didn't wash his hair and declared that since her constant phone calls to Heavy's parents were always ignored she went so far as to have two other teachers hold him still while Ursula cut a chunk of Heavy's hair, leaving him with a bald patch in order to "send a message" and get his parents to come over at once even though she had no right to do so.

In the present Glam, noticeably angered at what they had done to his son, leaves everything he is doing, turns on the lights and, with his smile back on he agrees to go to Heavy's school before getting himself ready for the meeting.

At the school, Ursula, Mildred and Drusilla wait for Heavy's parents to show up as they talk about how Heavy must come from a bad family since normal parents couldn't name their son "Heavy" and Ursula claims that she wouldn't be surprised if the boy's father doesn't show up. As on cue, Glam arrives and his appearance shocks Ursula so much that she spits her coffee into the teacher next to him.

Glam greets the teachers and sits down, he asks to be called Glam instead of Sebastian but the teacher shrug that off and tells him that his son's looks and manners are unacceptable in their school yet Glam, with his calm face slowly turning into a frown, asks if it is acceptable to take drastic measures (i.e. cutting Heavy's hair). Ursula is at first taken aback by his response but she quickly answers that it is considering his son's behavior, appearance and "lack of education". Glam then tells her that if this is the case then he considers "this" normal before he leaves. The teachers are briefly shocked until one of them points out a small pink bomb sitting in front of their desk and before they can react the bomb goes off and the teachers, along with the entire classroom, are covered in pink glitter and stars.

A week later, the classroom still has some glitter left as Ursula is berating Heavy again as she is still not happy that he keeps showing "inappropiate" behavior and demands to see his mother urgently since she doesn't want to be around Glam again and Ursula believes that she will be able to reason with Heavy's mother since they are both women. Heavy says that she will be angry about this, which pleases Ursula, thinking that he means his mother will be mad at him but Heavy tries to explain that it's best not to make his mother angry just as Victoria shows up at the school's entrance with a large hammer.

Character

 * Sebastian Shvagenbagen (first appearance)
 * Heavy
 * Ursula
 * Mildred
 * Drusilla
 * Victoria (cameo)

Trivia

 * Even though the episode focuses on both Glam and Heavy, Glam is the only one to hang up his keys on the key holder.
 * Dee is the only member of the family who does not appear in the episode.